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Remember that if you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don’t have integrity, nothing else matters. Anonymous

Don’t judge people by their relatives. Anonymous

Would the child you were be proud of the adult you are? John Mason

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. Karen Sunde

Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway. John Wayne (1907 - 1979)

Golfers who claim they don’t cheat also lie. Laws of Golf

Quit now, you'll never make it. If you disregard this advice, you'll be halfway there. David Zucker (1947 - )

To be a champ you have to believe in yourself when nobody else will.  Sugar Ray Robinson

Search others for their virtues, thyself for thy vices. Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790)

Too many people think only of their own profit. But business opportunity seldom knocks on the door of self-centered people. No customer ever goes to a store merely to please the storekeeper. Kazuo Inamori

I like the night. Without the dark, we'd never see the stars. Stephenie Meyer, Twilight, 2005

Don’t believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. Anonymous

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. Peter Drucker (1909 - 2005)

The healthiest competition occurs when average people win by putting above average effort.  Colin Powell.

First things first, but not necessarily in that order.  Doctor Who

Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. Anonymous

A true friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be anywhere else. Len Wein

Ability is what you are capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. Lou Holtz

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. Lucille Ball

 There’s more than one way to look at a problem, and they may all be right. Norman Schwarzkopf

Better be wise by the misfortunes of others than by your own.
Aesop (620 BC - 560 BC)

I am careful not to confuse excellence with perfection. Excellence, I can reach for; perfection is God’s business. Michael J. Fox

The real power behind whatever success I have now was something I found within myself - something that's in all of us, I think, a little piece of God just waiting to be discovered.
Tina Turner (1938 - )

New Year's Resolution: "To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.” James Agate  

Do not believe that he who seeks to comfort you lives untroubled among the simple and quiet words that sometimes do you good. His life has much difficulty... Were it otherwise he would never have been able to find those words.
Rainer Maria Rilke (1875 - 1926)
 

Strong lives are motivated by dynamic purposes.
Kenneth Hildebrand
 

More Children's Science Exam Answers
Q: What is the fibula? A: A small lie.
Q: What does 'varicose' mean? A: Nearby.
Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean Section' A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome

Children's Science Exam Answers
Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

A sailor without a destination cannot hope for a favorable wind.
Leon Tec, M.D.

During a recent password audit, it was found that a new employee was using the following password:

          MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy

Tell me, and I'll forget.  Show me, and I may not remember.  Involve me, and I'll understand.
--Native American Proverb

Last Update: April 20, 2010